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Kermit
|
I
wonder if the band is ready now?
|
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Floyd
|
Yo,
Frog! We are ready!
|
|
|
[
With a burst of smoke and a Huey Lewis riff, Dr. Teeth and the Electric
Mayhem appear on the stage. Janice jumps out, strangely enough, wearing a
cowboy outfit, and works the crowd. ]
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|
Janice
|
Okay!
Like, let's put our hands together! That's it! Totally. Hey, anybody here
from Florida? Wow! You came all this way? Far out! Okay, wherever
you're from -- keep clapping, and get in the groove!
|
|
|
[
They sing a verse from The Heart of Rock 'n' Roll... ]
|
|
J
& F
|
DC,
San Antone, and the Liberty town
Boston
and Baton Rouge
|
|
J
& Dr. T
|
Tulsa,
Austin, Oklahoma City
Seattle,
San Francisco too
|
|
J
& F
|
Everywhere
there's music, real live music
Bands
with a million styles
|
|
Floyd
|
But
it's still that same old rock and roll music
That
really, really drives 'em wild
|
|
Animal
|
Th
- th - th - th - th -
|
|
J
& F
|
They
say the heart of rock 'n' roll is still beatin'
And
from what I've seen, I believe 'em
|
|
Dr. Teeth
|
Now,
the old boy may be barely breathin'
|
|
J
& F
|
But
the heart of rock 'n' roll,
The
heart of rock 'n' roll is still beatin'!
|
|
Animal
|
STILL
BEATING!
|
|
|
[
A drum solo bridges into the chorus of Shout... ]
|
|
Fozzie
|
You
know you make me wanna...
|
|
Gonzo
|
You
know you make me wanna...
|
|
Bean
|
You
know you make me wanna... [ Shout! ]
|
|
Fozzie
|
Stick
my head up and -- [ Shout! ]
|
|
Kermit
|
Throw
my hands up and -- [ Shout! ]
|
|
Dr. Teeth
|
Come
on now! -- [ Shout! ]
|
|
Janice
|
Come
on now! -- [ Shout! ]
|
|
Piggy
|
Come
on now! --
[ Shout! ]
|
|
Janice
|
Come
on now! -- [ Shout! ]
|
|
Fozzie
|
Take
it easy! -- [ Shout! ]
Take
it easy! -- [ Shout! ]
|
|
Bean
|
A
little bit cuter now! -- [ Shout!
]
A
little bit cuter now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
Gonzo
|
A
little bit greener now! -- [ Shout!
]
A
little bit greener now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
Janice
|
A
little bit softer now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
Piggy
|
A
little bit softer now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
Animal
|
A
little bit louder now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
Dr. Teeth
|
A
little bit louder now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
Animal
|
A
little bit louder now! -- [ Shout!
]
A
whole lot louder now! -- [ Shout!
]
|
|
|
[
Zoot does a sax solo during the Hey-ey-ey-ey part. ]
|
|
Animal
|
A
little bit louder now!
A
little bit louder now!
A
little bit louder now!
A
little bit LOUDER!
LOUDER!
LOUDER! LOUDER!
Yeah!
I LOVE THIS!
...
Sorry.
|
|
All
|
Jump
up and -- [ Shout! ]
Jump
up and -- [ Shout! ]
Jump
up and...
Ya
know, you make me wanna SHOUT!
Yeah!
|
|
Kermit
|
Ladies
and gentlemen, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem! Dr. Teeth...
|
|
Dr. Teeth
|
Right
on!
|
|
Kermit
|
Janice!
|
|
Janice
|
Fer
sure!
|
|
Kermit
|
Floyd!
|
|
Floyd
|
Thank
you, my frog!
|
|
Kermit
|
Zoot!
|
|
Zoot
|
Huh?
|
|
Kermit
|
Animal!
|
|
Animal
|
Bye
bye!
|
|
Kermit
|
Bean
Bunny!
|
|
Bean
|
Ohhhh!
|
|
Kermit
|
The
Great Gonzo!
|
|
Gonzo
|
See
you all soon!
|
|
Kermit
|
Fozzie
Bear!
|
|
Fozzie
|
Wocka
wocka!
|
|
Kermit
|
The
one and only Miss Piggy!
|
|
Piggy
|
THANK
you!
|
|
All
|
And
Kermit the Frog! [ Kermit bows. ]
|
|
Animal
|
Froggy!
|
|
Kermit
|
Thanks
very much for coming, everybody! We hope to see you soon!
|
|
All
|
Bye!
Bye!
|
|
|
[
The Muppets all exit behind a screen. The words "THE END" are
projected onto the screen -- but then the words fall down with a crash. As
the audience leaves, we can still hear the Muppets talking backstage... ]
|
|
Fozzie
|
Oh,
boy. That was a great show, guys.
|
|
Kermit
|
Yeah,
it really was terrific. Hey, next time, try to get here before it starts.
|
|
All
|
Oh,
sure, sure...
|
|
Gonzo
|
Hey,
anybody wanna share a meatloaf and marshmallow sandwich?
|
|
Janice
|
Oh,
I'm really trying to avoid red meat...
|
|
|
[
Then they realize the audience can hear them -- sssshhh! ]
|