[ Gilda Radner is in front of a black screen, ready to introduce the musical guest. ]

Gilda

And now...

[ Scred enters, wearing a killer-bee costume. ]

Scred

Okay, here I am! I'm ready!

Gilda

Scred... what are you doing here?

Scred

Hey, where is everybody? Where's all the bees?

Gilda

Scred, there aren't going to be any bees on this show.

Scred

Are you sure?

Gilda

Yeah!

Scred

Oh... well, they told me that they were doing a sketch on The Andy Griffith Show, and that I could play Aunt Bea.

Gilda

Scred... they decided not to do it. Didn't anybody tell you?

Scred

Aww, that's just great! That's really great! Boy, how come nobody tells us Muppets anything? No, don't laugh. We're tired of being second class citizens around here.

Gilda

Oh, Scred...

Scred

Don't gimme that aw Scred stuff! I mean, how come we're not in any of the major sketches? Really! I could do News Update. I'm capable.

Gilda

Okay.

Scred

Good evening. I'm Scred. And you're not.

[ The audience applauds. ]

Scred

I mean, y'know, toy boat, toy boat, big deal. But nooo... you know, I have to go to a lot of trouble just to get extra tickets!

Gilda

Really!

Scred

Yeah! And let me tell you...

Gilda

What?

Scred

My parents are sick about it.

Gilda

Really? You know something, Scred, is there anything else you want to say?

Scred

Uh. Just one more thing... Can I play with your moogies?

Gilda

[ She giggles and tickles him. ]  No, you can't play with my moogies! You know something, now that you're here, there is something you can do.

Scred

Oh, yeah?

Gilda

Yeah.

Scred

What?

Gilda

Why don't you introduce Neil Sedaka.

Scred

Hey, I'd love to.

Gilda

Okay.

Scred

Ladies and gentlemen... Neil Sedaka. 

[ Gilda kisses Scred and nuzzles with him. ]