[ Chevy Chase is standing backstage, next to the prop trunk. He polishes his sunglasses. ]

Chevy

I don't think these look girlish. They look good to me.  [ He puts the glasses back on. ]

[ The lid of the trunk cracks open, and Scred peeks out. ]

Scred

Chevy? Chevy Chase, is that you? It's me, Scred, remember?

Chevy

Scred!

Scred

Yeah!  [ He pops up. ]

Chevy

Hey, Scred! Nice to see ya!

Scred

Yeah, remember, I used to have that dressing room over there, under the sink?

Chevy

Oh, yeah... hey, listen, y'know, we were all pretty sorry to hear you guys got cancelled, Scred, but, uh -- y'know, that's show business. I mean...

Scred

[ sigh ]  Yeah...

Chevy

One day, you're on top of the world, the next day, you're, uh... inside a trunk. I guess that's the way it is.

Scred

Yeah. Let me get outta here.  [ He hops out of the trunk and leans over Chevy's shoulder. ]  Hey, hey, listen, Chevy -- don't you think you could talk to the producer, Lorne Michaels, and ask him to let us back on the show, huh? Dontcha think so? Huh? Huh? Dontcha think?

Chevy

Well, Scred, I don't know... I mean, now the show's a hit, and it's a pretty big success, and I think it might've kinda gone to Lorne's head, ya know? I mean, right now he's not even here, I think he's out having dinner with Lee Ratzwell or something, so...

Scred

No wonder he's not interested in us anymore.

Chevy

Yeah.

Scred

Yeah, well.

Chevy

I think the man's got a little too big to work with felt anymore, Scred.

Scred

Yeah. Phooey.

Chevy

I'm sorry.

Scred

Hey, Chevy, uh -- ahem -- listen, uh... I hear that Lorne's trying to get the Beatles for the show, huh?

Chevy

Yeah. Yeah. He's had lunch four times with Peter Best. Scred -- could you use a mouthwash or something?

Scred

Sorry. Ahem. But, listen -- I have a friend who happens to know the Beatles personally.

Chevy

Really? Who?

[ Cut to: The Mighty Favog, sitting on a crate. ]

Favog

SHE LOVES YOU, YEAH YEAH YEAH... AWRIGHT. HERE'S THE DEAL. TELL MICHAELS HE TAKES BACK THE MUPPETS, I THROW IN THE BEATLES FOR NOTHIN'.

Chevy

Favog... you're sure we're talking about the same Beatles?

Favog

THE OOBLADI, OOBLADA, LIFE GOES ON, BRAAAA, BEATLES? THOSE THE ONES?

Chevy

Those are the ones. You know them, huh?

Favog

ARE YOU KIDDIN'? I AM THE WALRUS.

Scred

I thought you was the egg man.

Favog

SCRED? TELL 'IM.

Scred

Oh, yeah. Hey, remember when the Beatles went to India?

Chevy

Yeah, to see the Maharishi, right?

Scred

Uh uh.

Chevy

Uh huh.

Favog

OMMMMMMMMM.

Scred

Mani Padme Hum, yeah, yeah. And tell him about the time you told Paul your favorite number...

Favog

SCRED, SCRED... I THINK WE MADE OUR POINT.

Chevy

Well, uh, listen, fellas, I'll certainly tell Lorne about this.

Favog

HEY, HEY -- TELL 'IM, HE TAKES THE MUPPETS, THE BEATLES ARE GRAVY. GOT IT?

Chevy

Great. Okay. I'll tell him right now. Scred, good to see you.  [ He pats Scred on the head. ]

Favog

G'BYE.

Scred

Okay.

Chevy

Okay. So long.

Favog

OKAY.

Scred

Bye bye.

[ Chevy leaves. ]

Scred

Oh, Mighty Favog -- you've done it again!

Favog

AWRIIIIGHT!

Scred

Yeah, yeah! I feel like a new Muppet!

Favog

AND IN THE END... THE LOVE YOU TAKE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE. YEAHHHH.

Scred

Strawberry Fields Forever!