[ Back to the Muppet TV studio. ]

Kermit

And so, without further ado, let's go --

Digit

Wait! Wait! Amazing news! I'm picking up TV signals from Deep Space! 

Kermit

What?

Digit

Yes! Alien beings are transmitting TV programs not unlike our own!

Kermit

But -- that would prove that there's intelligent life in other galaxies!

Digit

No, it just proves they have television.

Kermit

Well, listen, Digit -- why don't you see if you can feed the signal to our viewers, and I'll go cancel some of the boring parts of the show!

[ On a TV monitor next to Kermit's desk, guest star Louie Anderson is alarmed. ]

Louie

Waiiiit just a minute there.

Kermit

Oh, hi, Louie!

Louie

Did I just hear you cancel my spot?

Kermit

Oh, no, not you, Louie. We'll be getting to you a little bit later. Just wait right there in that monitor.

Louie

Oh. All right. Do you have any magazines?

Kermit

Uh... no, but you might find this part interesting, because Digit's going to show us some alien TV shows! Digit?

Digit

[ with a satellite dish around his neck ]  Ha ha ha haaaa! Oh! That was no norblick, that was my peen freeble! Ha ha ha! That's great. I tell ya, Kermit, this stuff is much more my kind of humor.

Kermit

Is that thing the receiver?

Digit

Yes, it's coming through loud and clear from somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy.

Kermit

How do we get to see it?

Digit

Well, you don't. I'm using my head as a terminal, so the best I can do is describe it to you.

Kermit

What?

Louie

Oh, I've heard of this, it has a name. It's called radio.

Kermit

Eeesh! At least we've got an opening number. And here they are: The Extremes!

[ The Extremes sing "Neutron Dance," screaming and rolling around on the ground. ]