Kermit

Whoa, what an opening! Louie, how'd you like it?

Louie

[ reading a magazine ]  What? Oh -- I loved it. Now, if you'll excuse me... I have to get ready for my number.

[ Louie pulls a curtain across his monitor. ]

Kermit

Mm. Okay. Digit -- are you still picking up television signals from the Andromeda Galaxy?

Digit

Sssh, Kermit! The glinstroff is loose! Oh, Lord, he's picking up the cupcakes! DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!

Kermit

Must be some sort of intergalactic horror movie. 

Digit

Oh, no -- don't do THAT!

Kermit

What'd they DO? What'd they DO?

Digit

They cut to commercial! Don't you just HATE that?

Kermit

Good grief.  

[ The curtain pulls back. ]

Kermit

Oh, look -- it's our guest star, Louie Anderson! Now here's something we can actually see! 

[ On the screen, Louie is having dinner in a fancy restaurant -- with an enormous killer lizard. ]

Louie

Geez, I didn't expect such an elegant place -- no, I was surprised that they made you put on that tie. I know how you resent that sort of thing. Did it upset you?

Codzilla

GRRR-AAAAARRRRR-RRRR!

Annc

Coming to a specially selected theater near you -- Louie Anderson's remake of a film classic: My Dinner with Codzilla!

Louie

I really admire the way you can express yourself so freely. I mean, look at me, here, right now. I really wanted this steak well done. But I have to go through this whole involved mental process, just to bring myself to send something back!

[ Codzilla growls and breathes fire on Louie's steak. ]

Louie

Oh, thanks... but, see? That's what I mean. You can act on your impulses. While I sit here, I've got my mother's voice in my head, saying: Hey -- what about your table manners? I mean, do you ever have that kind of inner conflict when you're stomping down cities?

[ Codzilla growls and tears a chunk out of the wall. ]

Louie

This was a four-star restaurant... I think you just knocked it down to two. That's what I admire about you. You're so, I don't know... focused. You know what you want, and you go after it. Or am I just playing into my need to see you that way?

[ Codzilla crashes through the roof, showering Louie with plaster. ]

Annc

Perplexing -- provocative -- challenging: My Dinner with Codzilla.

[ Louie looks at the check. ]

Louie

Let's see... now, you had Tokyo, right?

[ Codzilla smashes his way out of the restaurant. ]

Kermit

Hmm. Boy, there's a movie to keep an eye out for.