Clifford

Hey, Kerm. How's Digit?

Kermit

Oh, well, he's still in bad shape, but Lindbergh is giving him first aid.

Clifford

Wait a minute. Lindbergh is a TV repairman, a pipefitter, and a sheet metal worker.

Kermit

The perfect man to give Digit first aid! 

Clifford

Heh heh. I see what you mean!

Kermit

Yep.

Clifford

Hey, whatcha doin'?

Kermit

Oh, I thought I would check and see what was on the Heavy Culture Channel.  

Clifford

Hea-vy. Too heavy for me. 

[ Kermit punches up the Heavy Culture Channel. ]

[ A battlefield. A group of soldiers from various eras stand around awkwardly. ]

Anncr

And now, a dramatisation of Count Leo Tolstoy's classic novel, War and Peace. This week, Part One: War.

[ The soldiers immediately start hitting each other with clubs. ]

[ After a few moments of violence, the soldiers all stop. They stand around, breathing heavily. ]

Anncr

Tune in next week for Part Two: Peace.

[ Back to the studio. Lindbergh pushes a babbling Digit into the control room. Digit tips onto Kermit, who rights him. ]

Digit

... Today's show is brought to you by the letter Friday -- Joe Friday, with more precipitation Saturday morning. And you are no Jack Kennedy.

Lindy

I don't seem to be able to fix him.

Louie

Are you a doctor?

Lindy

Well, I'm an expert in first aid and plumbing.

Louie

If he dies, can you come in and take a look at my sink?