Kermit

Hey, Lindbergh, get us out of here!

Lindy

I can't! I can't reach the yellow button from inside here. If we work together, maybe we can get Digit to push the button.

Kermit

We have to figure out how to move him. 

Waldo

I'll look for a motor control. 

Lindy

Hey, c'mere -- look at this!

Kermit

What's that?

Lindy

It's a control marked Locomotion!

Kermit

Great! Push it! 

[ Digit starts dancing. ]

Digit

[ singing: ]  Everybody's doing the brand new dance now... Come on, baby, do the Locomotion...

[ Kermit and Lindy are knocked around inside Digit's head. ]

Kermit

Lindbergh, turn it off!

Waldo

Hey -- I found the hand control!

[ Lindy tries pushing the hand control -- but all he can do is make Digit slap himself in the face. ]

Kermit

The feet, quick! Find the controls for the feet! 

Lindy

I think this one here...

[ Lindy pushes the foot controls; Digit lurches around. ]

Kermit

No, no, push it the other way! 

Lindy

I'll try!

Kermit

Find a finger!

Waldo

Uh... finger here! 

Kermit

Now the yellow button!

Lindy

Turn, turn!

Kermit

Towards the yellow button... 

Lindy

There we go... getting close... here goes!

[ They get Digit to press the button, which beams them out of his head. ]

Kermit

Wow. Everybody okay?

Waldo

Whew! That was fun!

Kermit

Now what?

Lindy

I know I had a toolbelt when I went in...

[ Lindy shakes Digit, and hears the toolbelt clanking around inside his head. ]

Kermit

Oh, no...

[ Kermit notices a sketch starting on the monitor. ]

Kermit

Oh -- Here's Louie Anderson!

Anncr

SPACE GUY! The thrilling story of a guy in space! When last we left Space Guy, he and his faithful crew of lobsters had just escaped another harrowing experience.

Louie

Geez. That was a harrowing experience.

Lobsters

Yeah! Yeah.

Louie

I tell ya, this is one Space Guy who's never going to mix anti-matter and beer nuts again.

Debbie

Aaaah! Captain Space Guy!

Louie

What now, Lobster Debbie?

Debbie

I'm picking up communications from an alien vessel! Should I put them on the viewscreen? 

Louie

But it's almost time for Bonanza! Oh, all right. 

Debbie

Hmmm. where's the remote?

Lobster

It was here a second ago...

Louie

Oh, don't you tell me the remote is missing again! Find that remote, or tomorrow it's gonna be Lobsters For Hire in the paper! Look under the couch!

[ CRASH! Space Guy and the lobsters are jolted as a tractor beam locks onto their ship. ]

Louie

What was THAT?

[ A Lobster points to an alien that can be seen on the viewscreen. ]

Lobster

Look -- it's an alien being!

[ The viewscreen zooms out -- it's Bean Bunny, with a gaggle of giggling bunnies. ]

Bean

Actually, I'm an alien Bean!  [ The bunnies giggle. ]  Hello! I'm Commander Bunny from the planet Cute-tron.

Louie

Whadda ya want?

Bean

I want to be your friend!

Louie

I don't have friends.

Bean

Aw, what do you say -- do you want to sing a song, or play a game?

Bunnies

Yeah!

Louie

Eat my socks, you little carrot sucking pests! Now -- let us go before my ferocious team of combat lobsters have to get ROUGH!  [ The lobsters growl. ]  I'M SPACE GUY!

Bean

Lobsters? What a coincidence, we just found all this melted butter!

[ The lobsters wave white flags and abandon ship. ]

Lobster

So long, Space Chump!

Louie

Wait -- don't take the remote!

Bean

So, are we friends now?

Louie

I'll see you as rabbit stew first, hairball!

Bean

You know, you wouldn't be so cranky if you were cute! Maybe a little dose of the Cute Ray will cheer you up!

[ Bean points the Cute Ray at Space Guy, and pulls the trigger. Bubbles come out of the gun... and Space Guy suddenly has pink fuzzy hands and a rabbit nose. ]

Louie

My nose! Hey -- my hands! I'll get you for this, you piece of garbage... Tee hee! Oops. 

Bean

See? You just keep getting cuter and cuter...

[ Bean shoots the Cute Ray again. ]

Louie

Stop it! Stop it! Tee hee hee hee. Oh, you WON'T make me cute -- you WON'T! Think of things that aren't cute... toxic waste... shotguns... Leonard Nimoy... cigar butts... balloons...

[ The bunnies laugh. ]

Bean

One more oughta do it!

Louie

You can't do this to me! I'm not cute! I'm Space Guy! I'm Space Guy!

[ Bean shoots the Cute Ray one more time. The bunnies cheer. ]

Bean

Three's the charm!

Louie

Hi! I'm Pinkaboo -- the cutest, cuddliest, most pinkaliciously wonderful person in the universe!

[ Bean and the bunnies are sickened. ]

Bean

PINKaboo?

Louie

Will you be my friend?

Bean

Ewwww -- maybe I set it too high.