Lindy

Kermit, we've tried everything.

Kermit

Poor Digit. 

Lindy

Never mind Digit, what about my toolbelt? 

Vicki

Mr Kermit -- 

Kermit

Mm?

Vicki

It's time for the closing number! Oh -- who turned Digit off?

[ Vicki pushes a button on Digit's chest. With a whirr, Digit comes back to life. ]

Vicki

Morning, Digit! 

Digit

Morning, Vicki.

Kermit

Digit! 

Digit

Kermit... why was I dreaming about a Phillips screwdriver? 

Kermit

Never mind that, we're almost out of time! 

Digit

Kermit, there's a veriety show from outer space you just have to see!

Gonzo

A variety show from outer space?

Kermit

We don't have TIME for that, Gonzo! We have to do something about a closing number!

Timrek

[ on the monitor: ]  We don't have TIME for that, Oznog! We have to do something about a closing number!

Kermit

Wha -- what did he say?

Timrek

Why -- what did you say?

Kermit

Wait a second -- who are YOU? 

Timrek

I'm Timrek the Gorf -- and we're the Teppums! Hey, you don't have any idea for a closing number, do you?

Kermit

Gee, I guess things are about the same the whole galaxy over. When you don't have a closing number, there's only one thing to do! 

Timrek

... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

[ Everyone immediately changes into their costumes, and they all start singing "Chattanooga Choo-Choo". ]

Muppets

Pardon me, boy -- is that the Chattanooga Choo-Choo?

Track twenty-nine... Boy, you could give me a shine

Teppums

I can afford to board the Chattanooga Choo-Choo

Leon

I've got my fare, and just a trifle to spare

Noel

Leave the Pennsylvania Station at a quarter to four

B&B

Read a magazine and then you're in Baltimore

Alien B&B

Diner in the diner, nothing could be finer

Link & chickens

Than to have your ham and eggs in Carolina

Bean

There's gonna be a certain party at the station 

Bunnies

Satin and lace -- hop! hop! -- I used to call funny face

Extremes

She's gonna CRY until I tell her that I'll never roam 

Muppets & Teppums

So Chattanooga Choo-Choo, won't you choo-choo me home!

Louie

Kermit! How do I get out of this costume?

Kermit

That's not a costume!

Louie

What?

Kermit

We've merchandised you to sixteen toy companies!

Louie

Get my agent on the phone!

Digit

When you hear the whistle blowin' eight to the bar

Tigid

Then you know that Tennessee is not very far

Kermit

Shovel all the coal in

Timrek

Gotta keep it rollin'

Ms & Ts

Whoo-whoo, Chattanooga, there you are

Gonzo

There's gonna be a certain party at the station

Chickens

Satin and lace -- Bawk! Bawk!

Oznog

I used to call funny face

Extremes

She's gonna CRY until I tell her that I'll never roam

Muppets

So Chattanooga Choo-Choo, won't you choo-choo me 

Teppums

Chattanooga Choo-Choo, won't you choo-choo me

All

Chattanooga Choo-Choo, won't you choo-choo me HOME!

[ Everybody nods and bows for the fade-out... ]