[ As we return from commercial, Kermit relaxes in the hammock. ]

Kermit

What a beautiful spot. Isn't this a beautiful spot? This is a beautiful spot. Look at that water... and that sand... and that water... hmmm. I wonder how the gang is doing.

[ Back at the studio: The gang is not doing well. ]

Gonzo

He can't even see us! If he only knew --

Leon

I got an idea! I got an idea! 

Vicki

PEO-PLLLLLE! There is no need to panic. Now, Leon, you take over Gonzo's responsibilities... 

Leon

What!?

Vicki

Gonzo, you take over my job...

Gonzo

I didn't know I had responsibilities. 

Vicki

Yes. And I will take over Mr Kermit's. Now. The first thing I think we should do...  

All

Oh no, you don't! 

Vicki

What?

Leon

A job like this requires artistic vision! 

Vicki

Well, I have that... 

Gonzo

Thank you, Leon. A-hem. As my first decision: Chickens on Roller Skates.

Leon

NO!

Vicki

No, no, no. Well, listen! We have to do something... They're watching.

[ Vicki points at the audience. They all look at the screen, cough and giggle nervously. ]

Lindy

[ whispers: ] Digit's the one who puts stuff on.

Vicki

Well, where is Digit?

Leon

DIGIT! 

Vicki

Digit, get out here!

Gonzo

Di-git!

[ Digit comes out on roller skates. ]

djd

I'm co-ming... whoa-oa-oa! 

[ Digit careens into the screen, which changes to the Fashion Dolls sketch. ]

[ Amanda places her new set in the Bootsie dream house. ] 

Amanda

Wait until you're in your new suit, Bootsie. Everyone's going to have to listen to you.  

[ Bootsie stands behind a podium. ]

Bootsie

... I'm sorry, but I can't take any more questions, because I've got to go shopping for a BIG DATE tonight!

[ Brad enters. ] 

Brad

Hey, Boots. What goes? 

Bootsie

Can't you tell? I've zinged into a whole new thing! Now I'm Bootsie for President! I come with my own Oval Office, and a four-year supply of swingy Bootsie outfits, that take me from war room to ballroom! 

Brad

Wow, Bootsie! With you as president, it'll really be a kinder, swingier nation! Ha ha ha!

Bootsie

Oh, Brad. Be serious for a second. This is the highest office of America! It's almost more important than being a high-fashion model!  

Brad

But, Boots... what do I do when you're rushing to meetings with Soviet leaders?

Bootsie

I thought of that, Brad. You can be vice president! 

Brad

Me? Would I be any good at it?

Bootsie

You'd be PERFECT!  

Brad

But... what would I do?

Bootsie

Well... you could stand behind the podium! 

Brad

Okay! I could do that!

[ As Brad stands behind the podium, Amanda shines a flashlight on him to make a spotlight. A crowd roars. ]

Brad

My fellow Americans... This proves what my grandmother always said: In this country, anyone can become vice president!  

Bootsie

If you have the right look!