Announcer

We take you now to Kermit the Frog with another fast breaking news story!

Kermit

Yeah, well, where's the White Rabbit? Late again, huh? Well, we'll just have to start without him. What? Oh! Hi ho, this is Kermit the Frog, speaking to you from Sesame Street News, in Wonderland -- where anything can happen, and it usually does! And with me is Alice here... 

Alice

Hi.

Kermit

Yes, and Alice, you've been having some pretty strange adventures here, haven't you? 

Alice

Yeah, I'll say.

Kermit

Uh huh. And, uh -- incidentally, you're kinda small, even for a little girl, aren't you? 

Alice

Yeah. Musta been somethin' I ate.

Kermit

Uh huh. Well, uh, tell me, Alice, what is your next amazing adventure going to be?

Alice

Well, I'll tell ya, Kerm. I have this little bottle of water that says: Drink me.

Kermit

Little bottle. Yeah.

Alice

And I'm, uh, gonna drink it.

Kermit

You are! Is that it, huh? 

Alice

Yep. Drinking the water. 

Kermit

Okay, well, it's probably gonna be pretty exciting, uh, won't it, folks? She's going to drink the water, and then, what's going to happen?

Alice

I don't know. We'll see.

Kermit

Uh huh. Well, that's Wonderland, folks! That's Wonderland, you never know what's going to happen when you drink some water, so, uh... there she goes, she is drinking the water.

[ Alice drinks some water... and quickly grows to Kermit's size. ]

Kermit

Hmm, wait a minute. What's happening?

Alice

Wow.

Kermit

Wha-ho! You got big fast, didn't you?

Alice

I did, I did.

Kermit

Yeah... uh, listen, uh, look how big she is, she took a drink and she really -- she really got big!

Alice

You know, that was curiously refreshing.

Kermit

Yeah?

Alice

I think I'll drink some more.

Kermit

Uh... you sure?

[ Alice drinks some more... and grows even bigger. ]

Kermit

My goodness!

Alice

My my!

Kermit

This is curiouser and curiouser! You're bigger now, you know! 

Alice

I know, I know I'm bigger.

Kermit

Yeah.

Alice

Well, uh, I might as well finish this drink.

Kermit

Well, do you think that's smart? I mean, there's a fairly low ceiling in this place...

[ Alice gulps down the rest of the water... and gets even bigger... ]

Kermit

Look out for the ceiling, Alice!

[ Alice hits the ceiling with a huge CRASH! Plaster falls down onto Kermit's head. ]

Alice

Oh, no.

Kermit

ALICE!

Alice

Oh, dear.

Kermit

You hit the ceiling!

Alice

I know.

Kermit

Are you okay?

Alice

I'm okay. I'm sorry about the ceiling, though.

Kermit

Well, how do you feel?

Alice

I... I feel very big!

Kermit

Well, you are certainly the biggest little girl I've ever seen!

Alice

This is the biggest I've ever been.

Kermit

Yes, well, you're certainly -- you're real big!

Alice

I am big.

Kermit

Yeah. Well, you know, Alice, I think I'm getting a stiff neck just from talking to you...

Alice

Oh.

Kermit

So I think the interview is over.

Alice

Oh, okay. Well, I'll see ya later, Kerm.

Kermit

Okay, Alice.

[ Alice thumps away. ]

Kermit

Whoa! She is -- she is big, folks. I have seen big in my life, but she is really BIG! Uh... wait a second... Hmm... She left a cupcake here. Look at that, I think maybe I'll just take a little bite of this...  [ He takes a bite of the cupcake. ]  Oh! That tastes... rather strange...

[ Kermit shrinks, all the way down to a couple inches. He struggles with his microphone to finish the report. ] 

Kermit

Whoa-oa-oa! Uh... this is Kermit the Frog, and, uh... How am I going to explain this back at the office? Eesh...