Announcer

We take you now to Kermit the Frog with another fast breaking news story!

Kermit

Kermit the Frog here, of Sesame Street News, and today we're about to watch a trick done with two famous fairy tale personalities. And to do the trick, we have The Amazing Mumford! 

Mumford

Tah-DAH! 

Kermit

Now, Mumford -- what exactly are you going to do?

Mumford

I call this my Big/Small Trick! 

Kermit

Mmm hmm.

Mumford

And, to begin with, I have Thumbelina here. Yes, and she's from the fairy tale Thumbelina. 

Kermit

Uh huh. And Thumbelina, I see that you are small. 

Thumbelina

That's correct!

Kermit

Uh huh. And you must be the Big Bad Wolf!

Wolf

Hey! How'd you know it was me?

Kermit

Well, because you're big, and I've seen you in numerous fairy tales, such as, uh, Little Red Riding Hood, and the Three Little Pigs!

Wolf

Yep!

Mumford

So, my trick is simple. I'm going to turn these two around -- so that Thumbelina is big, and the Wolf is small.

Kermit

Wow! Okay, ladies and gentlemen, if this trick works, Thumbelina will be big, and the Wolf small. Let's watch.

Mumford

All right. Here we go! A la peanut butter sandwiches!

[ Mumford waves his magic wand, and there's a huge puff of smoke. ]

Mumford

Oh, fruitcake! The trick didn't work! Wolf, you're still big!

Wolf

That's right!

Thumbelina

Hey, wait -- I'M big, too! 

Mumford

Hey, well, what do you know! You ARE big! Well, at least half the trick worked. Let's celebrate! Come on, I'll take you out to lunch. We'll go to Cicero and Sal's, they've got a great salad...  [ Mumford leads them offstage. ]

Wolf

Oh, good!

[ As Mumford, Thumbelina and the Wolf leave the stage, Kermit runs on -- shrunk down to a couple inches. ]

Kermit

Hey, Mumford! Look what you did to me! How could you do this? Uh... This is Kermit the Frog, returning you to your regularly scheduled program! MUM-FORRRRRD!