Tough Pigs Anthology

 

Kermit and Piggy:

That Magnificent Hankering

February 2002

   

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Part One : A Strange Kind of Feeling

Kermit on Good Morning America

Summer, 1976

 

   I'm going to start this Valentine's Day celebration of Romance, Muppet Style with an example of how powerful the Frog-Pig relationship has been over the last 25 years. What follows is an excerpt from a Good Morning America interview in the summer of 1976, publicizing The Muppet Show before its premiere. 

 

   As far as I know, this may be the very first TV interview with a Muppet character talking about The Muppet Show. And within moments, the conversation takes a turn that will become very familiar to Muppet fans over the next couple of decades...

 

 

Kermit

 

Hello there! I am Kermit the Frog, and I'm here on Good Morning America. And today we're going to be talking to the noted morning show host, Mr. David Hartman. I'm asking the questions this morning, you'll notice. Tell me, David -- uh, do you have any, uh, girlfriends?

 

David

 

Uh, Kermit... that gets just a little bit personal, really. I... but...

 

Kermit

 

Well, this is a probing interview. In depth, you see.

 

David

 

Yeah, I understand that. Well, I'm supposed to interview you. Do you have a girlfriend?

 

Kermit

 

Oh! Well, uh. Me? Oh. Well. Uh. Well, no. Listen. I'm a -- I'm a very busy frog, you see. However, on the show -- the show that I'm -- that I'm going to be doing, I do have a, uh, -- I have a, uh -- I have a young lady -- well, actually, she's a pig.

 

David

 

A pig?

 

Kermit

 

Yes. Who has a hankering for me. Have you been hankered at by a pig before?

 

David

 

Well...  [ laughs ]  Occasionally.

 

Kermit

 

It's a strange kind of feeling. But, you see, it wouldn't work out.

 

David

 

It wouldn't. Why not?

 

Kermit

 

Well, if we had kids, what'd we have, you know, little green footballs. You see.

 

 

Next in the Valentine's Anthology...

 

Piggy to Kermit :

"Be Bob Hope!"

 

 

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