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"Love
My Wilkins" |
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[
Wilkins is cuddling a carton of Kraml milk. ]
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Wilkins
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I
really love my Kraml milk!
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Wontkins
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You
oughta see a psychiatrist!
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Wilkins
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I
did! That's who told me about Kraml!
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[
Wilkins snuggles against the carton. ]
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Wilkins
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I
used to love my raincoat.
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"Brand
X" |
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[
Wilkins and Wontkins are cowboys, sitting around a campfire with a carton of
Kraml milk. Wilkins is holding a stick in the fire. ]
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Wilkins
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How
bout a glass of Kraml milk?
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Wontkins
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No,
let me have Brand X!
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[
Wilkins pulls the stick out of the fire -- it's a brand, with a big X on it.
There's a sizzle as Wilkins brands Wontkins. ]
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Wontkins
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Ooh,
that smarts!
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Rocket
Ship |
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[
Wilkins and Wontkins are standing next to a rocket shaped like a carton of
Kraml milk. ]
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Wilkins
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Kraml's
going to be the first milk on the moon!
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[
The rocket explodes into tatters. ]
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Wontkins
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Now
what?
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Wilkins
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Well,
Kraml's still the best milk on Earth!
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Traffic
Court |
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[
Wilkins is a judge. Wontkins stands in the dock. Wilkins has a carton of
milk at his bench. ]
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Wilkins
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Why
were you speeding?
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Wontkins
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I
wanted a glass of milk!
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Wilkins
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Kraml
milk?
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Wontkins
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No,
just any old kind!
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[
A rattle of keys as a prison door slams on Wontkins' face. ]
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Wontkins
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Next
time, I'll say Kraml!
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Tunnel
of Love |
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[
A carnival. Wilkins and Wontkins are in a boat, heading into the Tunnel of
Love. Wilkins is dressed in a blond wig and white blouse. ]
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Wilkins
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After
this, would you buy me a glass of Kraml milk?
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[
The boat enters the tunnel. ]
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Wontkins
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NO!
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[
Splash! Cut to the other side of the tunnel. Wilkins emerges in the boat,
alone. ]
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Wilkins
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I
only go for a man who drinks Kraml!
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