Tough Pigs Anthology

Aug/Sept 2002

 

The Road to Hollywood

 

   What's your favorite moment from The Muppet Movie

 

   Is it the opening, when Kermit leaves his bait shop to seek fame and fortune? The part where Miss Piggy tells Kermit that her aunt is sick? The part where Mount Rushmore talks? Or the Henry Kissinger cameo? 

 

   Well, of course you don't remember those parts of the movie, cause they're not in the movie... but they could have been. This month in the Tough Pigs Anthology: The Muppet Movie you never knew. 

 

Chapter 1: The Swamp Years, Episode IV

   The pre-credits sequence

 

Chapter 2: A Frog is Born

   Kermit meets an agent, and leaves the bait shop

 

Chapter 3: Oh, Henry!

   Kermit hits the highway, and gets stars in his eyes

 

Chapter 4: Slow Night at the El Sleezo

   Kermit and Fozzie rile up the crowd, and drinks aren't on the house

 

Chapter 5: Movin' Right Along

   Kermit and Fozzie practice their comedy, and Hopper gets the punchline

 

Chapter 6: Thunderously Loud

   Doc Hopper has breakfast as the Electric Mayhem gets to work

 

Chapter 7: Another Hopper Chase

   The Muppets drive onto a moving train. No, really...

 

Chapter 8: All's War in Love and Fairs

   Kermit meets Miss Piggy, and they share a 95-cent bottle of wine

 

Chapter 9: Swine Fever

   Mel Brooks gets an electronic cerebrectomy, and Piggy's family takes ill

 

Chapter 10: Counting Down

   Doc Hopper drops the bomb, and Kermit has a talk with himself

 

Chapter 11: The other "I have a dream" speech

   Singing and dancing and making people happy. Oh, and giant prunes.

 

Chapter 12: Over the Rainbow

   The Muppets find their pot of gold...

 

Danny@ToughPigs.com

 

 

Tough Pigs Anthology Contents

July 2002 -- The Decline and Fall of Gorch, part two: The Fall

June 2002 -- The Decline and Fall of Gorch, part one: The Decline

May 2002 -- Giant Frogs!

April 2002 -- April Frog's Day

March 2002 -- The Muppets Take Madison Avenue

February 2002 -- Kermit and Piggy : That Magnificent Hankering

January 2002 -- Off the Street

December 2001 -- It Feels Like Christmas

November 2001 -- Muppets: 1, Host: 0