February 2005
New Muppet Stuff
Superbowl Pizza Hut Ad
Here's the Pizza Hut ad that ran during the Superbowl, on February 6th, 2005...
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(Animal drums on the table as Gonzo spins in the air...)
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Kermit |
And now -- dipping Pizza Hut's new Dippin' Strips pizza...
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(Gonzo spins in the air, and hurtles towards the table...)
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Kermit |
The Great Gonzo!
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Gonzo |
Tah-DAH!
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Kermit |
Nice!
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Piggy |
Oooh -- pizza! Mmmm!
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(Piggy grabs a slice, and turns away to eat it.)
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Kermit |
Wait a second, Piggy! You have to dip it!
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Piggy |
Moi? Dip? Ah-ha-ha-ha!
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(Unsatisfied, the pizza strip starts to bend and stretch in Piggy's hand.)
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Piggy |
Wait --
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(With a sproooing, the pizza strip takes off into the air, dragging Piggy with it!)
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Piggy |
Whooa-oaa! Where's this pizza goinnnng!
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(Piggy screams as the pizza strip hurtles her around the room, knocking over the guys...)
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(Piggy smacks into the chandelier, twirling around and around...)
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Announcer |
Introducing Pizza Hut's Dippin' Strips pizza! Dippinomically designed strips...
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Announcer |
... and three delectable dipping sauces!
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Gonzo |
Incoming!!!
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(Piggy crashes to the ground.)
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(The pizza strip is still struggling, pulling Piggy's hand up to the table.)
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Gonzo |
Piggy! In the cup!!!
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Announcer |
All for just 9.99.
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Waldorf |
Looks like the pig's hittin' the sauce again.
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(Statler and Waldorf chortle.)
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Piggy |
Gather round the good stuff...
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(Piggy falls over, exhausted...)
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