(Kermit walks down the Yellow Brick Road, with peppy Desperate Housewives music behind him.)

(Kermit stops at a fork in the road, and looks up at the sign.)

(There's a shimmer of music as he pictures his choices.)

(Imagining the possibilities on Wisteria Lane, Kermit sets off in that direction...)

(But his dream is shattered by an off-screen voice.) 

Piggy

Don't even THINK about it, FROG! 

(Kermit nods, nervously.)

Kermit

Uh... Right... 

(He makes a quick turn, and heads off to Oz.) 

Kermit

Whew... 

Anncr

This May... hit the bricks with the Muppets' Wizard of Oz! 

Piggy

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