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Pigs Anthology
Christmas
2004
Secret
Santa
Part
1: The
Switch Is On

"Merry Christmas, everyone!" Ed Sullivan is here, in his oddly
decorated living room set, to read a story to the children. He introduces
the main characters -- the elves in Santa's workshop, and the mean
Frackles who live in a secret cave right underneath the shop...


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Sullivan |
"At
the North Pole, in that special place where Santa Claus lives, it was the
day before Christmas, the most exciting day of the year -- and everything
was going beautifully."
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The elves are all busy at their work stations, making toys. Santa enters,
with a cheery good morning. "It's time for the morning meeting!"
The elves do a roll call: Zippety! Skippety! Hoppity! Bing! Bong! and Fred.

To start off the meeting, Santa shows off some magic -- the disappearing
coin trick. He does a few passes with his hands.
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Hoppity |
Wowww!
The coin magically disappeared!
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Fred |
Yeah,
and another coin magically appeared on the floor!
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Elves |
Yeah!
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Santa
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I'll
keep working on it.
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Santa |
Speaking
of that, tonight is Christmas Eve, so we have lots of work to do. Here are
the assignments for today: Zippety, you work on toy airplanes!
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Zippety
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Right.
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Santa
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Skippety,
you're on baseball bats.
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Skippety |
Okay!
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Santa |
Hoppity,
electric trains...
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Hoppity |
Gotcha!
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Santa |
Bing
and Bong, the fuzzy toy kittens...
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B
& B
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Sure!
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Santa
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Fred,
the baby dolls.
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Fred |
Great!
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Santa
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Got
that?
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Elves
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Check!
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(The
elves break into song.)
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Zippety
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I'll
paint the planes...
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Skippety
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I'll
wrap the bats...
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Hoppity
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I'll
set the trains...
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B
& B |
We'll
comb the cats.
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Fred |
I'll
fix the dolls so each one cries.
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Santa |
While
you do that, I'll supervise.
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Hoppity |
Good
idea!
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Elves
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We're
happy little Christmas elves.
We
never are forlorn.
We
fill up all of Santa's shelves
For
the kiddies Christmas morn.
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Santa
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They'll
build a lot of pretty toys
For
all the little girls and boys.
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Elves |
We're...
Zippety! Skippety!
Hoppity! Bing! Bong!
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Fred
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...
and Fred.
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Zippety |
I
paint the silver aeroplanes...
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Skippety
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I
wrap the baseball bats.
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Hoppity |
I
check out all the 'lectric trains...
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B
& B |
We
comb the cuddly cats.
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Fred |
I
fix the dolls, so each boo-hoos.
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Santa |
While
you do that, I'll super-vooz.
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Elves
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Yeah!
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Santa
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You're
happy little Christmas elves.
You
never are forlorn.
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Elves |
We
fill up all of Santa's shelves
For
the kiddies Christmas morn.
We
build a lot of pretty toys
For
all the little girls and boys...
We're
Zippety! Skippety! Hoppity! Bing! Bong!
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Fred
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...
and Fred.
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Sullivan
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"Yes,
it was the day before Christmas, and Santa was getting ready to deliver his
presents. But other people were getting ready to stop him..."
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