Tough Pigs Anthology

Christmas 2004

 

Secret Santa

Part 1: The Switch Is On

 

 

   

 

   "Merry Christmas, everyone!" Ed Sullivan is here, in his oddly decorated living room set, to read a story to the children. He introduces the main characters -- the elves in Santa's workshop, and the mean Frackles who live in a secret cave right underneath the shop...

 

   

 

   

 

Sullivan

"At the North Pole, in that special place where Santa Claus lives, it was the day before Christmas, the most exciting day of the year -- and everything was going beautifully."

 

   The elves are all busy at their work stations, making toys. Santa enters, with a cheery good morning. "It's time for the morning meeting!" The elves do a roll call: Zippety! Skippety! Hoppity! Bing! Bong! and Fred.

 

   

 

   To start off the meeting, Santa shows off some magic -- the disappearing coin trick. He does a few passes with his hands.

 

Hoppity

Wowww! The coin magically disappeared! 

 

Fred

Yeah, and another coin magically appeared on the floor!

 

Elves

Yeah!

 

Santa

I'll keep working on it.

 

   

 

Santa

Speaking of that, tonight is Christmas Eve, so we have lots of work to do. Here are the assignments for today: Zippety, you work on toy airplanes!

 

Zippety

Right.

 

Santa

Skippety, you're on baseball bats. 

 

Skippety

Okay!

 

Santa

Hoppity, electric trains...

 

Hoppity

Gotcha!

 

Santa

Bing and Bong, the fuzzy toy kittens...

 

B & B

Sure!

 

Santa

Fred, the baby dolls.

 

Fred

Great!

 

Santa

Got that?

 

Elves

Check! 

 

(The elves break into song.) 

 

Zippety

I'll paint the planes...

 

Skippety

I'll wrap the bats...

 

Hoppity

I'll set the trains... 

 

B & B

We'll comb the cats.

 

Fred

I'll fix the dolls so each one cries.

 

Santa

While you do that, I'll supervise.

 

Hoppity

Good idea!

 

Elves

We're happy little Christmas elves.

We never are forlorn.

We fill up all of Santa's shelves

For the kiddies Christmas morn.

 

Santa

They'll build a lot of pretty toys

For all the little girls and boys.

 

Elves

We're... Zippety! Skippety! Hoppity! Bing! Bong!

 

Fred

... and Fred.

 

   

 

Zippety

I paint the silver aeroplanes...

 

Skippety

I wrap the baseball bats. 

 

Hoppity

I check out all the 'lectric trains...

 

B & B

We comb the cuddly cats.

 

Fred

I fix the dolls, so each boo-hoos.

 

Santa

While you do that, I'll super-vooz.

 

Elves

Yeah!

 

Santa

You're happy little Christmas elves.

You never are forlorn.

 

Elves

We fill up all of Santa's shelves

For the kiddies Christmas morn.

 

We build a lot of pretty toys

For all the little girls and boys...

 

We're Zippety! Skippety! Hoppity! Bing! Bong!

 

Fred

... and Fred. 

 

Sullivan

"Yes, it was the day before Christmas, and Santa was getting ready to deliver his presents. But other people were getting ready to stop him..."

 

 

 

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