Tough Pigs Anthology

Sept 2003

 

Back to School

Part 2: Things You Can Do to Squares

 

   We begin our tour of the Learning Kit with The Sesame Street Book of Shapes, the controversial expose that shaped the way a generation looked at shapes.

 

 

 

 

   To start us off, this is how they introduce the concept of circles:

 

 

 

 

 

   ... which, you have to admit, is entirely accurate.

 

   "Here are some CIRCLES," the book says, and shows us some pictures of CIRCLES, before moving on to pictures of things that are shaped like CIRCLES: a phone dial, a tractor tire, bicycle wheels. Y'know. Circle stuff.

 

   Then Bob introduces another shape, in a rare moment of self-awareness:

 

 

 

 

 

   That's followed by this peculiar double-page spread, reproduced here in its baffling entirety:

 

 

 

 

 

 

So that, apparently, is what you can do to squares. You don't have to do that to squares, but it's nice to know that you can if you want to.

 

   Then we move on to rectangles, and we're quizzed on whether we can find RECTANGLES in this picture:

 

 

 

 

   Finally, in a shattering climax, Gordon makes the following admission:

 

 

 

 

   After that, it's pretty much all downhill. It's hard to top a moment like that.

 

Next: Spies Like Us

 

Danny@ToughPigs.com

 

 

Tough Pigs Anthology Contents

July 2003 -- The Jim Henson Hour: Monster Telethon

June 2003 -- The Jim Henson Hour: Science Fiction

April/May 2003 -- Breaking News: Sesame Street News Flashes

March 2003 -- The Muppet Show Comic Strip

Feb 2003 -- Ernie vs Bert

Aug/Sept 2002 -- The Road to Hollywood

July 2002 -- The Decline and Fall of Gorch, part two: The Fall

June 2002 -- The Decline and Fall of Gorch, part one: The Decline

May 2002 -- Giant Frogs!

April 2002 -- April Frog's Day

March 2002 -- The Muppets Take Madison Avenue

February 2002 -- Kermit and Piggy : That Magnificent Hankering

January 2002 -- Off the Street

December 2001 -- It Feels Like Christmas

November 2001 -- Muppets: 1, Host: 0