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| American Apparel Ruins Sesame Street's Birthday This is a terrible, terrible idea October 23, 2009 |
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| 265 Dollars Worth of Kermit Highway robbery made of mohair August 31, 2009 |
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| The Elmo Generation Gets Cranky The tide is turning August 17, 2009 |
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| The Secret Proto-Gordon THAT TIME FORGOT! Who WAS that guy??? August 10, 2009 |
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| Muppets vs. Muppet Complaining about the letter S in titles August 2, 2009 |
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| What's the Name of That Dog? The great mystery of Rowlf May 10, 2009 |
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| Muppets, Munchos, and Me Muppets Tell Us What to Eat April 22, 2009 |
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| A Hot Mess Muppet fashion March 19, 2009 |
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| Chef Prøblem Please stop using this picture December 3, 2008 |
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| Two Exciting New DVDs, and the Reasons to Complain About Them Fraggle Rock and Christmas Toy November 7, 2008 |
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| This is a Muppet Newsflash There is no news tonight August 30, 2008 |
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| Won't somebody think of the children? Selling Muppets to kids August 4, 2008 |
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| Muppets on TV! Maybe Studio DC won't suck July 31, 2008 |
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| Viral Muppeting The Muppets' future as YouTube stars July 20, 2008 |
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| Sam the Eagle vs. Will Smith Hancock = Stars and Stripes Forever July 8, 2008 |
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| Unforgetting the Muppets Passing judgment on Jason Segel May 11, 2008 |
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| The Voice of Reason The Old School disclaimer brouhaha November 29, 2007 |
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| Just One Kermit The importance of SaveTheMuppets.com August 29, 2005 |
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| So Here We Are Hasty reflections on the Disney deal February 17, 2004 |
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| Fuzzy Math Crunching the numbers July 7, 2003 |
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| The Poseur Good Kermit vs Bad Kermit June 30, 2003 |
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| Sixteen Americans compete For ownership of the Jim Henson Company December 7, 2002 |
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| Insider Trading Muppet Show trading cards November 1, 2002 |
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| H20 Elmo Sesame Street water October 30, 2002 |
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| Trapped in Parallel Time Don't try to rescue me September 17, 2002 |
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| Don't Try So Hard Sage Advice from a Barely Competent Web Monkey June 21, 2002 |
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| Save My Baby! A lesson from Spider-Man May 5, 2002 |
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| No More Petitions Just go buy stuff April 25, 2002 |
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| Tough Pigs 2027 A Look Back January 1, 2028 |
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| Resist! A Call to Consumer Action October 3, 2001 |
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| Muppet Values Taking stock September 12, 2001 |
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| Merger-Go-Round How I learned to stop worrying August 16, 2001 |