Hey, guys! Have you heard the news? There’s a sweet new Muppet product coming out that every Muppet fan is going to want to own! It’s a COLORING BOOK!
That’s right! That’s what I said! A COLORING BOOK! I even said it in all-caps like that: COLORING BOOK! Sure, it’s a shame that we haven’t seen much of the Muppets since their TV show got cancelled, outside of a few YouTube videos. But with this COLORING BOOK, you can have the Muppets in your hands all the time!
Think of the possibilities: You can use crayons OR colored pencils! You can color Miss Piggy’s face! And then you can color Gonzo’s nose! And if you really want to get crazy and have a thrill, you could color Kermit PURPLE! Ha ha! Or Fozzie BLUE! Wooo!
Boy oh boy! I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for… for…
Okay, I can’t keep this up. It’s a coloring book. It’s neat and everything, but it’s a coloring book. You know?
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by Ryan Roe – Ryan@ToughPigs.com
