With the return of Fraggle Rock comes the return of Lanford the Plant, whom Mokey becomes fixated on in this review of Back to the Rock!

Look at all these ugly Muppet toys! And vote to decide which one is the ugliest!

The Fraggles listen to the radio and start a few cults. It happens.

Lots of characters learn lessons about being flexible. Is it enough to convince us viewers to take it to heart?

Who cares about that stupid cosmic event when we COULD be caring about the Muppets!?

Troubled Waiter, Part Three

Published: October 1, 2004

Fat Blue	Uh, waiter… Waiter?
	(Grover runs up.)
Grover	Yes, sir! Oh, oh, it is YOU again! Well, it is certainly nice having you back again, sir!
Fat Blue	Yeah. Hmmm.
Grover	Yes, now, what may I do for you?
Fat Blue	Well, I’d —
Grover	Would you like to see a menu?
Fat Blue	No, I’d like a hamburger, please.

Grover	Oh, a hamburger!
Fat Blue	Yes.
Grover	Very good choice!
Fat Blue	Mmmm.
Grover	AND — you have another choice. You see, the hamburger in our restaurants comes in two sizes.
Fat Blue	Oh?
Grover	We have a little hamburger, and we have a big hamburger.
Fat Blue	Hmmm.
Grover	May I suggest you take the little hamburger.
Fat Blue	Huh. All right, lemme see it.

Grover	All right! Very good thing, one little hamburger, right away.
Fat Blue	Make it very rare!
Grover	Yes, sir.
	(Grover exits into the kitchen.)
Grover	Singe another bitty, Charlie!
Fat Blue	I get that dingaling every time I come in here…

Grover	All righty, you said you wanted it very rare, there is our little hamburger, sir.
Fat Blue	Wow! That certainly IS little.
Grover	Isn’t it SWEET?
Fat Blue	Yeah. That’s hardly enough to feed a flea!
Grover	I would not know, sir. We have never had a flea here before! Ha! Hee hee heeee… woo hoo! Phew. That’s a waiter joke.
Fat Blue	Well, don’t wait for the laugh.
Grover	Aww.

Fat Blue	Look, I don’t want this hamburger.
Grover	You do not.
Fat Blue	It’s too small. Take this one back, and bring me the big one.
Grover	Oh, no, no, no. What you want is another little one, maybe, you know, three, or four little ones. But we have been having a LOT of trouble with the big hamburger.
Fat Blue	Look, your trouble is no concern of mine.
Grover	Uh, but, sir, I told you that —
Fat Blue	I want the big one! Take back this little one.
Grover	No, no, no, here, let me sit down and talk. I think you’re making a big mistake. You see — first of all, I —
Fat Blue	Will you BRING ME A BIG HAMBURGER!!!
Grover	Wwaaaagghh! Yes, sir!

Fat Blue	I haven’t got all day!
Grover	All right, I warned you, I warned you.
	(Grover exits to the kitchen.)
Grover	All right, Charlie… BROIL THE BIGGIE!