Unforgetting the Muppets
We take a look at Jason Segel’s “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”, and question whether or not he’s worthy of writing the next Muppet movie.
Mahna Mahna, Yes… But Why?
A highly thoughtful, exceedingly thorough, and fairly silly analysis of the classic bit.
The Voice of Reason
Responding to the brouhaha over the Old School DVD disclaimer.
Kermit the Ford
Kermit is featured in Ford’s new TV and online commercial campaign, and we go through it with a fine-toothed comb.
Just One Kermit
The importance of SavetheMuppets.com
So Here We Are
Hasty reflections on the Disney deal.
Fuzzy Math
Crunching the numbers.
The Poseur: Good Kermit vs. Bad Kermit
Good Kermit vs. Bad Kermit.
In Defense of Muppet Babies
Showing appreciation for infant Muppets.
Tough Pigs 2027
From January 1, 2028: A look back at the 25th anniversary of the 25th anniversary of The Muppet Show.
Sixteen Americans Compete
…for ownership of The Jim Henson Company.
Insider Trading
Did I go to sleep and wake up in a universe where “trading cards” means something totally different?
H20 Elmo
They’ve been going around sticking Muppets on things again without consulting me.
Trapped in Parallel Time
Don’t try to rescue me, I like it better here.
Don’t Try So Hard
Sage advice from a barely competent web monkey.
Save My Baby!
A lesson from Spider-Man.
No More Petitions
Just go buy stuff.
Resist!
A call to consumer action against the DVD bloodsuckers
Muppet Values
Taking stock.
Merger Go Round, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love My Beaker Doll
We have no idea what will become of the Jim Henson Company. So we should all freak out, right?
